Everything Donald J. Trump touches dies.
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A highly successful and prolific (if not mediocre) rapper with above average good looks and lip-licking skills (which solidify his largely female fan base) and baseline acting talent (that keeps him firmly in the media's lens at any given time). LL Cool J is an abbreviation of Ladies Love Cool James, the artist's real name being James Todd Smith. Recent whisphers about the 20 year veteran include plastic surgery (facelift and some body work), his marriage's many indiscretions (both involved parties), the declining quality of his lyrics (notably highlighted in a feud with the talented Cannibus) and recurring monetary feuds with his label, Def Jam.
LL Cool J is not the Greatest of All Time.
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A man who did not vote for segregation and did not use the word Ni***r twice in a row like Joe the 46th had no ties to doing bissnesis in Russia with their son. Oh and respects the police and the military with not calling them nothing.
Donald J. Trump is a billionare and care about his country.
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When having sex with your girl while on her period and you decide to switch from the pussy for some anal penetration.
Jerome: bro i was fucking the chick tanya on her period last night
raheem: yeah?
Jerome: I got some of that pb and j sex from that bitch
raheem: word? whats that?
Jerome: I took that dick out the bloody pussy and jammed it in her ass and had some pb and j sex.
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The name of a simply irresistible and utterly amazing guy who will light you eyes up as soon as you see him or sense he's presence. He will occupy your mind throughout the day when you are at work and all you'll be able to think about is how wonderful and lucky you are to have him in your life. He's a funny gorgeous guy with a flair for sketching awesome drawings and is a brilliant athlete. He will warm your heart from the moment he's in the room and you will want to spend every single moment of the day with him. You want to wake up to his presence every morning. He is the type of guy who is selfless, with a beautiful soul. He's my heart and soul and he is always missed when he's not here with me. He's the most handsomest, sexiest, radiant, sweet and caring guy you'll meet. He will hold your hand forever, never letting you go.
God, I missed Leonardo J Brendon the whole day today when i was at work
There's no one like Leonardo J Brendon in this world. He was created specially and i'm so lucky to have him in my life
Leonardo J Brendon is so lovely he is always on my mind
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A guy who has no right and no say. His jumpshot is also broke. Ethan Su is 100 times better than him at basketball he could cook him any day of the week. He also gets dunked on by daniel hayes the goat.
Ethan: Your trash
Lachlan J So: I know
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