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HomoSexual Level. Levels included are
HSL 1-verbal queerness
HSL 2-verbal queerness of a higher degree and/or bodily touching excluding that certain part of a male's body
HSL 3-Mega verbal queerness with extensive touching of upper and lower body. (Ex. groping)
HSL 4-You just went way to far level. (Ex. dry humping)
HomoSexual Level (HSL) (1-4)
HSL 1-
Bobby: Kevin, have I ever told you your extremely sexy.
Kevin: WTF! You just went HSL 1 on my ass.
HSL 2-
Bobby: Kevin, have I ever told you your extremely sexy. (While rubbing Kevin's back)
Kevin: WTF! You just went HSL 2 on my ass.
HSL 3:
Bobby: Kevin, your so sexy, lemme kiss the tip. (While slowly moving his hand up Kevin's leg)
Kevin:WTF! you just raised it to HSL 3!
HSL 4-
Bobby: Kevin, your so sexy, lemme kiss the tip. (While slowly moving his hand up Kevin's leg)
Kevin:(Pulls Bobby's hand to his crotch while rubbing Bobby's ass) You can kiss my tip whenever you like!
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The scale is used to rate females on how attractive they are. A "1" would be someone similar to a wrinkley old grandma (unless you're into that kind of stuff). I have yet to see a "10" as they are so rare.
Home boii 1: Yo' man my girl is a solid 10 (on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale)
Home boii 2: Damn! How much did you pay her to stay with your sorry ass?
Home boii 1: Bruh
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When a man is fingering his gf with 4 fingers in her ass and on the thumb a razor is taped on and he proceeds to shave your pubes while simultaneously fingering her asshole
Hey Bro! I heard you did 4 in the ass 1 mowing the grass with your girlfriend last night before eating her out! Awesome!
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I want to have sex. say it fast.
Me say I 1 2 half 6
Other person I want to have sex
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An awesome revival. A continuation of an old wonderful thing, only wonderfuller. A beautiful progression into something better and pure.
Like an old friend who came back with a jetski and some hookers, that dude is aqua unit patrol squad 1, son!
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A ship about Person 1 and Person 2.
Person 1 x Person 2: Questioning Love. (Ft. Person 3-10)
Person 1: I love ya!
Person 2: ... we are literally faceless, formless, and nameless entities.
Person 1: ....
Person 2: ... fine... I love you two.
Person 1: thanks!
Person 3: .... What the fuck?!?!
Person 4: my question is what are our genders?
Person 6: *covered in blood* I killed person 5.
Person 7: I think we are constantly changing gender depending on the prompt we are given.
Person 8: are we gonna Ignore what Person 6 said?
Person 1-7(except for Person 5): SHUT UP PERSON 8!
Person 5's ghost: BOOOOO! YOU SUCK PERSON 8!
Person 10: How the fuck did a ship go to... what ever the fuck this has become?
Person 8: I have no idea.
Person : #%$@$@$%@%@%/×%+.
Person 10: thanks for your input Person .
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A very sophisticated way to rate girls on their looks
1-A fucking monster, forces people leave the room
2-You wouldnt wanna poke her with a 10 foot pole
3-You'd only wanna communicate over text...no facetime
4-Just plain unattractive
5-Average, nothing about her appearance stands out
6-The squad would roast you for liking this girl but not too bad
7-Decently attractive
8-Pretty hot; if she doesnt has a boyfriend, she will soon
9-One hot piece of ass
10-God's gift to mankind; the definition of perfection
Guy: Yo I just got asked out on a date by Brandy!!
The Squad: Shes definitely a 2 on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale), total troll.
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