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The type of shit you have after eating a spicy Mexican dinner at a Mexican restaurant. When it burns coming out and stick to the inside of the toilet, you know you have made Mexican bear mace.
I had some enchiladas for lunch and now I gotta go shit out some Mexican bear mace.
A testicle with traces of fecal matter present.
That girl I was getting balls deep in sharted, gave me a rusty ball bearing
When a boy falls asleep on FaceTime to a girl that is in a relationship with someone else
I think he might’ve been a sleepy pookie bear last night
When you get really high and you twitch or shake or vibrate or anything similar.
"Dude," exclaimed Paul, "I have shaky bear syndrome right now."
"Yeah, you're shaking 'cause you're high," replied Todd.
taking a shit on a cold toilet seat
I went to make bears at 3am last night but I was making polar bears instead cause that shit was freezing.
When someone walks around with just a top on and not a bottom. Like Pooh bear.
Just answer the door with a bowl of cheerios and your pooh bear swag, and you'll never had to deal with Mormons or Jehovah's Witnesses again.
A variation of a bear fight. The koala bear fight is performed by consuming a traditional bear fight (a Irish Car Bomb and a Jagerbomb consumed in rapid succession), followed by quickly drinking a can of Fosters.
Person 1: Hey mate, want to go get a round of koala bear fights?
Person 2: Do wombats poop cubes? You bet I do!