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It’s funny he isn’t even an actual painter. He also likes to smell a lot of baby powder because it reminds him of his girl friend. He actually owns half Uzbekistan and this means that he can gauck like never before. Pay respect to this fine specimen and thank him for his service.
I want to be Alex painter’s Boo soooooooooooo bbbbbbaaaaaaddddddd.
the most asian person you'll ever lay eyes on. it is said if you look directly at his asian eyes, you'll go asian yourself
guy 1: "look how asian Alex Cabrera is"
guy 2: "DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT HIM"
Alex also known as ‘PJ’ (Paul Jr.)by his teammates. Can’t sit still, even if his life counted on it. Is loud and get yelled at for it by his teammates for it. Loves smelling his JROTC Intructors. Dated all the girls on the armed drill team except the ones who have balls. And gets pushed around by the girls he dates(fucks around with). He texts in paragraphs and ends up hurting himself or the girl when they break up.
Ace Alex is not responsible for what occured on September 8th, 2022 or September 11th, 2001
ace alex escaped from prison on the 19th
Also referred to as Aligs Niller, Alen Milk, and occasionally SCP-096. This guy is a raging drunk, racist, pothead who can’t control his temper around women with short hair. When looking at him straight in the face, he will grow aggressive and charge with no remorse for his victims. Asking him his favorite chocolate bar will usually get him suspended and his least favorite people on the planet are zang garfer, barg marking, and bryan hesch.
“Did you hear what happened to Dresden?”
“No what happened?”
“Her and Abby were talking and she made eye contact with Alex Ed Miller and he put her teeth down her throat”
“Well shit, that’ll teach them”
A philosophical and scientific genius that is shit in any sport.
He Jack what did you get on your philosophy test,
Jack: 20/30 :/
I was like an Alex Frye 100% and let my rugby team down on the weekend!
People who inherit this name usually have quite a large penis. Also known to be super THICC in certain areas. The word is also used as substitute for huge.
Damn, your ass is alex stevenson.