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While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises
Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace
Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards
why do we need to beat furrys when we could be beating everyone like black people, white people and so on. everyone needs to be hurt cause funy.
National beat anyone day is good idea :
When some doosh (usually named Blake) jacks a beat (electronic focused dance music) that has been discovered by you.
"Dude Blake just played me the dopest beat, its a Designer Drugs remix of Countdown" Blake jacked this beat from you making him a beat jacker.
A prison slang for a person who jacks off looking at women.
Dude was beating the dime on her.
When you and your partner are laying down and the dominant gets on top of you and squeezes you with their legs and begins to slap/punch you in the face saying you’re a slut and that they are just a punching bag till unconscious
Boy: hey you into getting beat with cuddles?
Girl: hell yeah, I want to be black and blue till I’m fast asleep
A coded message that is used to let your bros know that you are down to give them a handjob. If they respond positively they are basically giving you consent.
*watching sports with the boys*
Paul: "guys I beat worms"
Eric: "oh neat I've always wanted to try this."