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Block Anxiety

Block Anxiety is a feel you get when you DM someone who you follow on social media and immediately expect to get blocked no matter how polite you act or how willing you are to leave them alone if they're not interested.

A fictionalized version of myself: "You know what? I'll get over my anxieties and worries,I'm gonna DM this person and tell them I like their stuff."
-Not even a minute later-
A fictionalized version of myself: "I have so much fucking Block Anxiety,did I make a mistake in doing this?! I know,while I'll wait for a response,I'll make an urban dictionary definition for anyone who can relate."
Based on a true story,directed by Hideo Kojima.

by Lazthedictionist September 22, 2024


Slack Block

Prevention of someone else's ability to slack off. At work, if your computer is being repaired, but you are offered a loaner to continue to be productive, the IT guy 'slack blocked' you. If at home, you're significant other presents a reasonable request to do something, that prevents you from vegging.

My computer is being worked on by IT and I thought I'd have the afternoon off, but they slack blocked me with a loaner machine.

by ChadinDarien July 17, 2024


super block breaker

The most amazing phone brick breaking game that is available on all smart phones.

Man i love playing Super Block Breaker!

by TheDemonWeenie April 10, 2014


shake the block

it’s when someone has a lot of bass in there car

making the block shake

let’s go shake the block or im going to shake the block

by dreadz.on.top June 2, 2023


Peacock Block

When you are trying to watch an English Premier League game in the US and realize you can only watch it on the Peacock app.

I flipping channels trying to find Liverpool-Arsenal but realized I got Peacock Blocked again.

by AgeuroFTW January 22, 2021


beating down my block

It’s like saying “ someone was all down your back” or being all in your business or can mean someone came off at you wrong.

Beating down my block ( Block as in your own lane or street) similar but different when folks say “stay in your lane

Boy: somebody blowing your phone up.

Girl: don’t be beating down my block! (don’t be all in my business)

Supervisor: They getting behind because you can’t seem to keep up quick, Omg watch out!

Me: You ain’t gotta beat down my block like that. ( you ain’t have to come off at me like that)

by Kierra Kierra October 25, 2023


Scott Blocked

When a douche bag wrecks your joke to try to levitate himself as the golden child by snitching to the boss

Example: I tried to give all a good laugh the other day, but got Scott Blocked by a nerd at work.

by Charlie K. July 28, 2021