a s c e n d

w h e r e y o u e x p a n d y o u r c o n s c i o u s n e s s t o a h i g h e r s t a t e o f b e i n g .

Me: *A S C E N D S*
Bystander: better feed this man worms instead of children now

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r,u,k,y,c

For lazy persons who couldn't write 2, 3 letters, such as:

SHORT AND INCORRECT WORDS

One-letter words
Y - Why
R - Are
U - You
C - See
K - OK - Okay - Fine

Two-letter words
UR - You're - You Are
Ye - Yes, Yeah

Three-letter words
THX - Thanks

Words with(out) '
dont - Don't
cant - Can't
didnt - Didn't
couldnt - Couldn't
im - I'm

***Short and Incorrect***
Example I (short and incorrect)

User I: r u k?
User II: ye, y?
User I: i thought u r sck or somethin...
User II: na im nt thx

Example II (ALL letters are small and no ",")
User I: im ok u?
User II: ye i am
User I: k if ur nt tll me
User II: k sure
***Normal (long) and Correct***
Example I (long and correct)

User I: Are you ok?
User II: Yes, why?
User I: I thought you are sick or something...
User II: Nah, I'm not, thanks!

Example II (Letters are good and with ",")
User I: I'm ok, you?
User II: Yes, I am.
User I: Okay, if you're not, tell me.
User II: Ok, sure!


r,u,k,y,c = Are, You, Ok, Why, See

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Mr. C. M. Cockblock

defining a cockblocker with a pseudonym when not able to directly state said cockblocker's name.

Very useful when the cockblocker is in close vicinity of you and/or partner. Also very useful as a label to said cockblocker

Girl: What's wrong baby?
Boy: I don't want to say right now ok?
Girl's Dad: Are you sure son? You do seem a little tense and uptight

Sinister look in Dad's eyes
Boy: Well, i would be more relaxed, but once again Mr. C. M. Cockblock strikes again (winks at girlfriend without Dad noticing)
Girl's Dad: Laugh out loud (he's too douchey to write lol)

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c wt cud b

See what could be

To c or noto c is to dcide 2 c wt cud b.

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c o e y

c o e y is life. c o e y is us. there is nothing without c o e y. we are all inevitably c o e y in the end.

c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y

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c h o n k

A CHONKIE BOI (BIG BOY) HE SO BIGG PEOPLE SAY ''OH LAWD HE COMING'' TO DESCRIBE HIM

Man1:OH LAWD HE A CHONK (the C H O N K IS A BIG BOI )
Man2: OH LAWD HE COMING

William C. Bryant High School

A high school where girls suck mad dick in the staircase , where scholars become dropouts, where every staircase has a valid door with no alarm to go through , where they call your parents every fucking period YOURE late or absent. A high school where everybody where’s uggs especially the LOW TOPS. Where everyone thinks it’s a fashion show everyday , where every bitch smokes in the bathroom and niggas who try so hard to get it with bitches. Where you’ll get robbed if you don’t lock your locker by broke niggas who can’t even afford an iPhone 5. Where niggas buy viigos in the deli and think they grown

Yo I just got my dick sucked in staircase I in William C. Bryant high school