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after all; used over and over again by football pundits, footballers etc.
"let's face it" said alan "at the end of the day, gazza would be over the moon to be selected for the ladies team."
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Because of serious jealous retards that have an internet connection, they write horrible blows about the hands down greatest band of all time. Because of this true lovers of Green Day and their amazing songs should ignore these dick remarks at all costs. Without Green Day most people wouldn't know what masturbation was..gentlemen..please thank them for all the funs times you've had with no girlfrend ;)
JealousFag: Green Day isn't Reel ROCK Mann, i Mean likee operas are GAYY ya no??
GreenGirl: Go suck urself dry
JealousFag: ok..how do you do that again..
GreenGirl: Listen to longview dumbass
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Green Day The Best Live Punk Band in the world dammit
Green Day = the best live band in the world man
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A day when every spoken word should start with “B”
- Bood Borning Baby! Bappy B-day!
- ...
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to drink, party, and in general rage during the day. This is a more dedicated form of day drinking. Day rages usually end in the evening with the rager passing out, throwing up, or being lost in their incoherent state. This, however, does not happen to people who drink like a boss. These people turn their day rage into a classic rage and generally continue drinking into the night.
"Dude, exams just ended, what do you want to do tomorrow"
"We're all going to Kenny's place to day rage, we got enough booze to go all night and an oz to smoke up"
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a day when no one can pass judgment on the choices you make.
you can drink and eat what you want, say what you want, and no matter what you look like, you're beautiful and everyone agrees
" Don't look at me like that, it's my free day"
" Take another drink of the fishbowl, it's my free day!"
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A sad excuse for guys to get with girls sjust to get laid; girls will go along with it because they are stupid, and pathetic. By meeting a guy on valentine's day they will get with them because they think they are something special, and the idea of them spending this sad marketing ploy alone, is something they can't deal with.
Guy: Wanna be my Valentine? *Wanna bone?*
Girl: Yes indeed (I need someone to make me feel less lonely as I am extreamly pathetic)
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