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Somone who doesn't care about his kids and acts like he knows everything.
Dad is just waiting in the queue for milk it must have been a pretty long line because he has been there for 4 years.
A man who goes and gets the milk after you find your mom wrestling with men in bed, naked, and tell him about it. He eventually comes back when you win the lottery.
Me: "Dad, Mom's wrestling again with Jimmy, the neighbor."
Dad: "Ok, Imma go get some milk. You want chocolate or strawberry?" *leaves*
*35 years later*
Me: "Yes, I won the lottery! I'm a millionaire!"
Dad: " You want some milk with that?"