Osama Bin Laden is dead

Phrase commemorating the "removal" of terrorist leader of Al-Qaida Osama Bin Laden, by US forces on May 1st, 2011.

New Yorker: Justice's a bitch
New Englander: WICKED. Osama's dead
New Jersey Dude: **** yea. I would not be caught dead fistpumping!
Southerner: yeaaa niggas dead
SoCal Resident: yeaaa son. Osama Bin Laden is dead.
Christians worldwide: Thanks be to God!
Real Muslims worlwide: Allahu Akbar!
Extremist Muslims who favor terrorism: Shit...
Bush: I was right.

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Dead. Or Sick. I forget.

Used on a messageboard when someone asks where a particular poster is, after an absence from the forum.

Origin is from a line Krusty speaks on The Simpsons when Bart Simpson asks him where is Sideshow Mel.

Metalhammer User 1: What happened to Vim Fuego?
Metalhammer User 2: Dead. Or sick. I forget.

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oh shit i'm dead

What you say when you are dead

The name explains itself really

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over my dead body

you won't be able to do it if I am alive to prevent you

Your going to give in to peer pressure? Over my dead body.

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Dead Rising blow job

When a girl gives you head and uses too much teeth like when certain female zombies appear to be giving you head while attacking you in the videogame Dead Rising.

"Yeah, I got head last night, but I was stuck going left right on the analog stick the whole time because she was giving me a Dead Rising blow job."

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Speaker for the Dead

Yo fuck this book dog.

Mr. Feely assigned Speaker for the dead. This shit is whack yo.

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God is dead. The fire is gone.

A phrase said by Gabriel from Ultrakill. Sometimes used by people to display futility or hopelessness

some dude:"P-Please, Gabriel, See reason! The council follows the will of the father! You seek to go against our creato-"

Gabriel: "Face it, brother. God is dead. The fire is gone. You're chasing phantoms."

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