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The dirty maxwell is the situation every wingman has been placed in, some point in their life. Its goes down like so:
The night is winding down, not quite last call yet, and your buddy has been sealing the deal with a chick the whole night, you are left driving the two of them back to the hotel you and your buddy rented for the night, with nothing to show for it but your dick in your hand, soon this will come into play.
The wingman then acts like hes to drunk to stay up, doing some oscar winning performance of passing out like an inebriated bum on the bed, maybe even throwing in a snore or two.
Meanwhile the ladykiller is beasting pussy in the next bed, on a john holmes kind of status, little to his knowledge, that his homeboy has rolled over, in plain site of this scene with an eye open, and his hand slowly stroking his dick, to not cause any suspicion his homeboy. You cant hate on these guys, they are just getting theirs after a failed night of being shot down.
Dude, last night jerrod was pulling a dirty maxwell in the bed next to me. For a split second i almost felt gay for making eye contact with him
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Reaching such a high level of sass that you end up fucking your bandmate
"Man I was so sassy the other night I ended up pulling a dirty Gerard and fucked Frank."
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n. A particularly promiscuous woman. Dirty birds act
in complete disregard for the consequences, hence
their unclean nature. See raggedy bitch.
Example 1
Calvin (singing): Got them dirty birrrrrds, got them
dirty birrrrrds...
Monica: What are you babbling about?
Calvin: Them dirty birds, they be giving you diseases
and shit.
Monica: Eloquently stated.
Example 2
David: I hear that Allison has become something of
a dirty bird ever since prom night.
Alejandra: Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!
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the act of shoving an apple up ones asshole then launching it across the room while ur partner tries to catch it in his/her mouth while also giving a reach around to a endangered gorilla
leo"hey u hear about panza?"
cod "no what happened?"
Leo"Panza got a dirty grady from owen"
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A fat male with a huge penis that that catches any skeptical female by surprise
damn lisa why are you walking funny..Lisa. I got a dirty Dorian last night
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After smoking weed,and while high a man puts on high heels, fishnet pantyhos, red lipstick, and lights at least 13 candles in a room. Then another man comes in and gets the guy up the butt while wearing all of the above, therefore making a dirty petie
person 1-"Hey, bret how was ur high last night"
person 2-"it was alright until everybody forced me to recieve a dirty petie"
person 1-"Sucks to be you"
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When a man is doing a woman doggy style on any type of watercraft, then he screams "Dirty Gilligan", and thrusts into her rear as hard as he can knocking the woman overboard.
Last Tuesday Thurston gave Ginger the old Dirty Gilligan down by the tip of Bab's Island.
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