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When you lean back in a chair and fart, the gas travels from your anus up your perineum and manages to escape by splitting your scrotum, thus lifting your balls to escape.
Dude, i had to let one rip while i was driving.
it came out like a complete Egg Float
Dan and Phil made an Easter baking video where made an egg with their hands turned it horizontally and high fived
Hey, Brad wanna egg highfive?
A girl who has had many abortions.
She's had so many abortions, she's a bowl of broken eggs.
A groupchat on twitter formed by phandom members which became a huge mistake.
"Wow did you hear about Dead Eggs new website?"
"Yes they're really extra."
famous quote by lee felix, rapper and dancer in kpop group stray kids.
felix: "i gOT tHiS eGg-"
chan: "oOH wHeRe diD yOu gEt yOuR eGg fRom-"
felix: "i dUnnO, iT cAmE ouTTA nOwHeRe-"
chan: "oOh *dRoPs eGg*"
felix: "yOu cRaCkEd iT- yALL hE cRaCkeD tHe eGG"
Quote by Stan lee. (EEEGGGGGGGSSSSSSSDDDDDOOOOOSSSSSAAAAAGGGGGEEEEE)
A girl had eggs dosage
A huge faggot that races cars and thinks is cool and a sport. Hes really fat because all he does when racing is sit on his ass and turn left.
That man drives cars and is fat, must be a Trevor Egg.