Fat Midden's

If someone's a pure "fat midden!" then they're a bit of a smelly hound.
commonly used in the glasgow area of scotland as an insult to those fat cheeky bitches from helenburgh walking about allover the streets of Glezga

An innocent pedestrian walks down a street and bumps into two fat cheeky bitches stuffing themselves with big bags of chips....

FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "hu hu
hu" "Haw!....You!"

INNOCENT PASSER BY: "yes what is it?"

FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "you are like, sooo gay!...hu hu he!...like man"

FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "like yeah, totally man.....hu hu hu!"

INNOCENT PASSER BY: "aye! well whatever!you two are nothing but a pair of FAT MIDDEN'S HEN!...cheerio!"

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fat cameron

A fat piece of shit

You are such a fat cameron

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Fat Fingered

To mess up a typed document with misspellings (typos)

To Be porked or screwed by someone.

That letter got fat fingered, Obviously someone can't type!

I got fat fingered last night yo...

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fat fetish

are a fetish fot fat chicks

GUY man your hot
FAT GIRL you have a fat fetish me 2
GUY me 3

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Shelf Fat

Having so much fat that you can you it as a dinner tray.

Your stomach sticks out so far you can sit a dinner plate on it is Shelf Fat

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Fat bitch

Ava. she is the fattest bitch of them all. Don’t come across her she weighs more than an elephant

Woah look at that fat bitch

I think her name is Ava

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Fat Bitch

A person who eat a 4000 calorie breakfast followed by 17 beef sticks then a 4000 calorie lunch with 3 boxes of PopTarts then finishes off the day with another 4000 calorie meal for dinner. Usually like to claim that they have a fast metabolism, or they need a minimum of 12000 calories a day to gain muscle, but ends up getting fat as shit anyways

Person 1: Bro, I need to eat at least 12000 calories a day to bulk up, because I have a very fast metabolism.

Person 2: Shut the fuck up you fat bitch

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