Someone who will like or comment on anyone's status, picture or post without a care in the world
Jonh: "did you hear that Adam liked Louise's status last night?"
Anna: "But Adam has no idea who she is?"
Jonh: "I guess he is just facebook confident"
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When people create their own conversations amoungst you're profile eg status updates, and has nothing to do with it.
we are totally facebook massacring Tracey's status right now
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1. a place in Facebook, created by the human mind, where "late" messages, and notifications are sucked into, resulting in delayed arrival. The subconscious mind creates this to make an excuse for forgetting to reply, for lack of attention, and for flat out ignoring someone on Facebook.
2. an actual place in Facebook where messages and notifications are sucked into causing delayed arrival.
**** This is an unexplained and *RARE* phenomenon****
1.Mitch: July 20 at 12:39pm
hey we still gonna hang saturday? :)
Marie: July 25 at 1:34pm
i JUST got this! SO sorry!
it would'nt have worked anyways, i was busyyyyy
Mitch: July 25 at 1:41pm
i saw you on chat the last couple days. it's like it got sucked into a Facebook Vortex or something.
Marie: July 25 at 1:56pm
i KNOW! fucked up, eh?
2."What the hell???? She commented on this TWO fucking days ago! It's like it got trapped in a Facebook Vortex or some shit."
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Pictures, wall posts and other remains left after couple has become officially broken up.
Girl 1: His Facebook status says that he is single, but his pictures make it seem like he has a girlfriend.
Girl 2: The pictures are just Facebook Remains, They just broke up last month.
Or
Guy 1: She has a man. Her Wal-to-wall with James makes it obvious they are dating.
Guy 2: No, those are just Facebook Remains.
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When people new to Facebook are constantly online posting statuses that never really make sense.
Often posting statuses that say LMS
"Dude! I just got a Facebook!"
"I can tell. You're totally in Facebook overload."
LMS
Facebook Overload
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The act of adding every little detail about one's life, including but not limited to:
1) in which city were you born in
2) which schools you attended and in which cities
3) what accomplishments you've achieved, academic, curricular, etc.
4) where have you worked or currently work at
5) what skills or hobbies you acquire
6) which university or college you attended and in which year you graduated
7) what did you major in while you were completing you're post-secondary education
and the list can go on on.......
but sadly enough, even after exposing everything about one's life via facebook, still many people are unable to find jobs. This is because facebook is not a website to look for jobs/work.
John has been updating his facebook continously over the past two months. He has listed all his academic accomplishments, what teams and institutions he has worked for, where he has volunteered and worked, what scholarships and bursaries he has received and where and what he studied and in which year. But despite his habit of updating his Facebook Resume, he has been unable to find himself a real job. John has been unable to realize that facebook is not made for this purpose.
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The delibarate act of posting a status, logging off, then logging on again to see if anyone commented.
Me: Hey, didn't you log into Facebook like a million times.
Them: Of course not. I logged in once.
Me: Liar! I knew you were Facebook popping
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