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1. a place in Facebook, created by the human mind, where "late" messages, and notifications are sucked into, resulting in delayed arrival. The subconscious mind creates this to make an excuse for forgetting to reply, for lack of attention, and for flat out ignoring someone on Facebook.
2. an actual place in Facebook where messages and notifications are sucked into causing delayed arrival.
**** This is an unexplained and *RARE* phenomenon****
1.Mitch: July 20 at 12:39pm
hey we still gonna hang saturday? :)
Marie: July 25 at 1:34pm
i JUST got this! SO sorry!
it would'nt have worked anyways, i was busyyyyy
Mitch: July 25 at 1:41pm
i saw you on chat the last couple days. it's like it got sucked into a Facebook Vortex or something.
Marie: July 25 at 1:56pm
i KNOW! fucked up, eh?
2."What the hell???? She commented on this TWO fucking days ago! It's like it got trapped in a Facebook Vortex or some shit."
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female with a facebook account and profile picture of only her face zoom out she is FUCKING HUGE.
Arnold: How'd your date go?
Daniel: terrible. facebook body she was like 300 lbs
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a person who has a facebook account, page, friends, etc. but who very rarely or never goes onto their facebook site to respond/interact/assimilate; who ignores or neglects reading or responding to their contacts. Consequences can include missing important social functions and information.
Crap, I shouldn't be a such a Facebook slackard!
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Something you don't want to say on the Facebook Wall that might incriminate you
as you reply to someone's comments, " I'll plead the Facebook Fifth on what I did in high school!"
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Like making a point for an argument, but doing so via facebook. Sometimes this can be through debating your results on a quiz or just posting something commenting on a recent news event.
The point can be made for better or for worse.
"I'm not girly according to this quiz, but everyone TOTALLY knows I am. I'm going to make a Facebook Point about this!"
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1. Condition of life after one has set up a facebook account.
His post-facebook days felt somewhat less authentic.
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When two couples have been dating for ONLY two months or less and telling each other "I love you" & talking about each other on FB and posting some annoying ass lovey Dovey bullshit on each others profile thinking its cute, but in reality, its annoying as fuck...
Guy post status about GF: I love her so much. I wanna marry her!
Friend comments: HOW FUCKING CUTE! And how long have you two been dating now? two months? a week?
GTFO you're Facebook Sprung
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