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A lightweight female description of an aging male lover.
I was pleasantly and ecstatically surprised to find that he was all hands and no nuts.
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To be unable to control ones arm or arms. This can also be present when regarding the entire body (see Alien Body Syndrome).
Ross: Dashton, why did you nock over that expensive drum kit?
Dashton: Sorry, alien hand syndrome.
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A left handed cigarette is marijuana.
It can also be a non-sensical phrase said just to be ironic.
"you got any more left handed cigarettes?"
"No, the cop took them all."
I need a left handed cigarette to go with my left handed beer bottle.
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"Who's this guy? Mr. Balloons...Mr. Balloon Hands. No way"
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when someone is fingering someone elses ass hole and inserts their entire fist and then spreads it out, causing the other person to feel like something exploded inside them like a hand grenade.
That girl made me mad last night so i gave her the helsinki hand grenade.
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Duct taping 40 ounce beers to each hand.
"Dude Im not gay, he was Edward 40 hands and I had to help him piss"
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A man who is being seen on the side by a woman who has another man who is her boyfriend.
Lady, running down to the riptide
Taken away to the dark side
I wanna be your left-hand man
--Vance Joy, "Riptide"
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