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Max

Small mf who is a beast. Is chill when he wants to be and an animal when he feels like it. Seems like an idiot but has some high intellect. Is compatible with most type of people and is very noticeable when you're not compatible with him. Amazing and caring to close ones so it's a good choice to be close to him. Can give zero fucks about some things and many fucks about others. Cool guy in general if you get to know him.

Max is such an idiot.

by honeyeater November 24, 2021


Max

A child who is smart, even though he says otherwise. Sometimes cannot take a joke and has slight anger issues. He can overreact to things.

"Jeez Max, calm down!"

by yeeeeeeeeeeeę January 11, 2022


Max Öhman

He is 150 cm and he is very hoodie boi

Max öhman is here

by xdletsgomatedoughxd November 26, 2018


Girth Maxing

When you lie on the road and let your wiener get flattened

My friend need some more girth so I told him how to start girth maxing

by porrage licker April 24, 2024


girth maxing

grow your penis

john was girth maxing to grow below the waist this weekend.

by bennettjohn May 25, 2024


girth maxing

While generally sexual, girth maxing at is most simple definition, is the expansion of the capacity to the maximum of any defined area. A penis pump is a good example of a sexually natured girth maxing procedure. However, also taking down a 30 count nugget from Chick Fil A is a non sexual usage of girth maxing. Girth maxing is a term applicable to any scenario when pushing the bounds of nature. Use it loosely and often.

Dang, I’m starving, I am going to have to girth maxing to get this 30 count nugget into my tummy.

by Fckroundfndout February 19, 2024


Max's Law

the theory that if any cord leading from ones phone can be caught on an obstacle and become dislodged from the compartment of the device, it fucking shall.

"Fuck the doorknob pulled my damn earphones out! God Damn Max's Law!"

by Ah Nu Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke March 15, 2017