Meat Cleavers

Term for a girls arms that are disproportionately fat and look like big hunks of meat. Meat cleavers are often found on semi-attractive girls who have had too much Ben and Jerry's.

Commonly shortened to just cleavers.

Damn, that girl would be pretty hot if she didnt have those fucking meat cleavers.

I ran into Stacy the other day and she got some cleavers since I saw her last, what a shame.

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Beyond Meat

When a vegan girl totally by-passes your rod and sucks on your family jewels or rims your ass hole..she went ‘beyond meat’.

My girlfriend wasnt ready for a cockmeat sandwich, so she opted to go vegan, so I got the beyond meat treatment. Not bad for a friday evening

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Meat Sock

If an extremely fat person has no legs the resulting mounds of flesh cascading down and around their stumps result in 'meat socks'.

'You just made love to my meat sock baby'

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meat loaf

when a man sucks a womans toe and its hairy and nasty.

guy: dayyymmm that tastes like meat loaf
girl: omg haha
guy: i love meat loaf

audience: "pukes"

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meat head

a certain select group of people that have abnormaly large heads, and cannont fit through everyday doors, tends to knock down trees and destroy small property with the weight and force of thier heads. Usally used as an insult in an everyday conversation

alex jones, john cooper, ally smith, toin

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Meat Puppet

What the recipient of digital sex becomes if 3 or more fingers are used.

Veronica was a meat puppet of the highest order, to the extent that over the years she had collected enough rings to open her own jewelry store.

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meat crob

the female gooch, sometimes reffered to as a cooch. Splits while givig birth.

"when kelly gave birth her meat crob split, it's still healing."

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