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a blueberry muffin that now has taint particles on it that weren't there before breakfast.
Gosh darnit, you are being such a taint muffin right now. taint muffin
The act of rubbing one’s neck against another’s neck interlocking in an intimate neck hug. Usually done between bros.
Hey dude can we spongey muffin! Yeah dude I need a good spongey muffin to lift my spirits!
Get that long muffin out of here. I only eat dual layer, circular cakes.
A warty vagina, or a vagina with many warts.
1) you could go with classic urban dictionary explanations like:
"Dude I slept with this girl last night and she was a total toad muffin...I think I'll hit her up again"
2) or you could go for the month python approach
"I have found the holy grail of women. She was a total toad muffin"
3) use as an insult to someone who slept with your ex:
"I BET HE TURNED YOU INTO A FUCKING TOAD MUFFIN, U FACKIN SKANK"
4) use for anyone you generally can't stand
"Why do you have to act like such a toad muffin all the time?"
5) or talk about a cat:
"Carl was petrified by the toad muffin. Like literally. He's made of stone now."
6) tinder:
"met a hot chick on tinder. We tried to Netflix and chill but then I saw her toad muffin ):"
She is indescribable but she is awe inspiring. She is lovely and she is sweet. She is the muffin shaker.
Joe: Dayum she's hot
Bert: Hell ya, she's a muffin shaker
The cutest and most adorable puppy ever to be born a human. Also a delicious treat that can be eaten taw
I need to find me a cubby muffin to cuddle, STAT
A being with a penis so small it could be compared to size of a puppies
"yo dude that kids dick is so small he could Shea The Muffin"