Diagonal music is music that you hear and you just know it is diagonal music, but you can’t define it. Others also have a hard time defining it. Often heard on “alternative” radio stations, elevators, doctor’s offices, grocery stores, or other public areas. Unlike elevator music, diagonal music can be found in contexts other than elevators and nursing homes and can be mildly enjoyable.
Kid: Hey Mom! Play that diagonal music radio again!
Mother: What station has diagonal music?
Kid: The one with diagonal music!
A type of music which sounds almost robotic and is a dance tune.
"Dude, that techno dance music you played last night was banging!"
Basmah Alnamlah
“Are you musically inclined?”
“No, only Basmah Alnamlah is”
The male homosexual equivalent of "wine, women and song."
I've been chasing men, money and music, and I don't really focus on the repercussions because we're all going to die at some point.
"why are we listening to another shitty K-Mart Music mash-up