pov: wow amity is so hot she looks like a cotten candy haired godess
They don’t exist, KJ Appa is lying to all of you
Girl “there are no sexy red haired dudes”
Other girl “what about KJ Appa?”
First girl “ he’s lying to you”
is another term used when someone asks what time is it and other preson does not have a cell phone or watch
hey what time is it? it two hairs past a freckle.
Someone who wears an assortment of hair products and therefore has a unique scent, replacing the need for, or overcoming that of, a worn fragrance.
Was the fake tan and hair gel combo smell unbearable? Nope! That's just "The Situation".
An action of a sudden & unexpected nature. Something done by a person that is uncharacteristic for that person to do.
"Sam out of nowhere got a wild hair up his ass & moved to Dubai to study Scandinavian Moose!
a famous line from "The Three Little Pigs". also refers in code to a certain female teacher that has more man-hair than most boys in puberty.
Person A: (says) not by the hair on my chiny chin chin
Person A: (begins to rub chin)
Persons B&C: (begin to laugh)
Going to the barbershop and getting a bag full of hair and waiting until your friend, who is a notoriously frequent masturbater, passes out and glueing the hair onto his palms with Super Glue
Man, my girlfriend got pregnant just sitting on Dave's couch.I took 4 showers and still feel like I've been rummaging in the dumpster behind a porn theater. Next time we go drinking I'm going to give him the old Hair Em Scare Em.