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A situation to which a male must react in a particular way so as to preserve, exhibit, or confirm his heterosexual male status.
Girlfriend: That poor dwarf got kicked in the nuts by a chimpanzee wearing a karate uniform, and you laughed and cheered?? What's wrong with you?
Boyfriend: Sorry; penis obligation.
When you run out of cum and you masturbate and nothing comes out.
"I was masturbating last night for the 20th time and nothing came out"
"So you experienced Breath of the Penis"
a more competitive version of the penis game where 4-8 people take turns shouting "penis" in a store getting progressively louder until a selected person notices it. When the selected person notices the person that said penis most recently is eliminated and a new person is selected, then the game restarts, except without the eliminated players. If the selected person leaves the store a new person is selected and the game continues as normal. This continues until there is only one player remaining
bob: wanna play the penis game
greg: nah the penis tournament is better
bob: (whispering) penis
greg: penis
rick: Penis!
mike: PENIS
tim: PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!
random customer: who said that
greg: ur out tim
A male that attracts multiple of other homosexual men.
"Omg, look at Willy, hes a total penis bucket, all the gay guys want to jump on him!"
sooo like dude its like a penis thats in a simulator for you sex deprived idiots on the internet
im gonna go play penis simulator
The pubes surround the penis or vaginal area.
Person1: did you hear Larry showed everyone his penis weave in the locker room
Person2: yea they were hella long
Slang word for penis pump, used in jest to refer to the thing as a death trap, similar to gas chamber.
Damn, I heard James done gone blow his dick off in the penis chamber.