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Someone with a degree in the university of life is someone who knows a lot of practical stuff, such as life hacks, but not a lot of trivial stuff, such as the capitals of countries or the three Centauri stars.
“Sounds like you’ve got a degree in the university of life.”
his name is rick sanchez he is from the popular adult swim show "rick and morty" also known as the rickest rick
summer:my grampa hes the smartest man in the universe
When a guy or a girl gives you THE CLEAREST SIGNS that they are interested in you however you still mess it up.
Guy 1: "So bro this girl ive been talking to for a while asked me if she can come to my place for the night cause it's 'very late in the night' and she lives 'far away'. I said no cause I have to get home for my curfew and I called her an Uber."
Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."
University School of Milwaukee is a shitty ass private school in the middle of nowhere in Wisconsin. This school is the worst fucking school in Wisconsin and sucks at sports with nothing more than state titles in only tennis and hockey. This school still manages to burn more money on athletics than any other school in Wisconsin and spends more on athletics than public schools do to operate yearly. The staff often likes to fuck students in the bathroom stalls and does not give a fuck about students or what they are teaching. Every other kid here is a fucking rich kid and either drives a G-Wagon or a Urus. They still manage to have worse academics than Brookfield Academy despite costing $3000-4000 more in tuition. The student body consist of weird ass kids and pedophiles and no one here is attractive. If you want a good reason to kill your self, choose USM.
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If you wanna sell vape pods or E-cigs, pull up to USM
Yo bro do u go to University School of Milwaukee?
Yea bro.
Damn, It must suck getting fucked by the staff everyday and going to school with kids who have no fucking life outside of vaping.
The worst fucking private school in all of Wisconsin. They suck at sports and somehow manage to have worse academics than Brookfield Academy with about $5000-6000 more in tuition. Nobody like the students or staff here and every other kid at this fucking school drive a G-Wagon or a Urus.
Yo bro do u go to University School of Milwaukee?
Yea bro.
Damn it must suck going to class with fucking weirdos who have no life and get fucked in a stall by the male staff every day.
Yea, its pretty easy to walk tho bc its not like ur getting fucked by anything big.
A school located in Gosta Green, B7. It’s engineering based but it’s still shit innit. Kids think they’re bad but really aren’t. Fix up blud
Person 1: Oh I got a place at aston university engineering academy.
Person 2: That’s rah peak I heard the teachers shag the students uno.