A hazing challenge where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If it breaks, they must eat the cookie.
Person 1: “Whoa, why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “Oh, we are making him run the Cookie Mile since he lost in fanstasy football.”
A hazing event where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If the cookie breaks before the mile is finished, they must eat it.
Person 1: “Why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “We are making him run the cookie mile since he lost in fantasy football.”
Buttfucking before the first date.
"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
Premade sugar cookies found at Walmart that are both cheap and delicious.
My teacher always gets white trash cookies for classroom parties.
Analing girls with cookie crumbs
Jonre loves to cookie anal aleah
An intelligent and likeable person who presents strange quirks or behavior.
You're an odd cookie, you know that?
Tony sure is an odd cookie.
A dogs delightful treat made of frozen h2o
"Come here buddy, do you want a ice cookie?"