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When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!
Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.
Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.
Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.
El chapo: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
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This is a sexual act usually done by oneself. Ideally, it is done in a desert environment after eating spicy food yet can be done anywhere. After having a bowel movement, wipe some of the fecal matter over your testicles, then lie outside on your back with legs spread. The fecal matter will attract flies which shall land and 'dance' on your testicles thus causes a tingly or arousing sensation.
After I had some really spicy Mexican food, I wiped the other way once and speared my boys, then lied outside with my legs spread a little. The flies came right away and jumped all over it. They gave me the best Mexican Sack Dance ever.
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The Mexican Huckle Buckle
is a sex position, you get in the standard doggie style position the woman reaches back between her legs and the man reaches behind and down grabbing her hands tightly he than pulls the hands back driving a restrained girlfriends face into the bed and giving himself unparalleled leverage and thrust, perfect for those over drive moments and tailor made for those hard to reach spots also for the well endowed men it prevents women from "running"
with her face in the pillow and her hands held tightly there is no where to go but pound town on the cock train
variations may include anal
Me: the first time I crammed it in Nicole's ass she would squirm and pull away
Mac Mitten: so did you give up or what
Me: no way I told to get on all four , I slid it in and made her reach back between her legs , with The Mexican Huckle Buckle locked into place all she could do was scream and pray I busted quick, she came 4 or 5 times just from the excitement of knowing it wasn't in her hands
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When a man fits his cock between a femals tits while she is laying down the female rubs her boobs back and fourth while another girl takes a shit on the girls chest making it look like a meatball sandwhich
I got gonorrhea from my Mexican Meatball Sub!
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When someone standing around creepily stares down a passing girls ass in admiration
Hannah don't look but i think those guys are having a mexican staring contest with you
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When someone finishes a can of soda then tears the can in half so he/she can shank someone with it.
Me:OMG mexican soda shank
You: Holy Fuck where??
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Mexican tin foot happens when you work a double shift and your feet feel like they are made of metal afterward.
Dude, I'm gonna have to work 14 hours today, I'll probably end up with Mexican tin foot.
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