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crack your wig back

A common response to someone who is acting a fool and simulatenously impeding on your space by constantly riding and insulting you. Often accompanied by the phrase "and get off my nuts" as well as a two finger (usually the index and middle together) flex to the sky and a cracking noise administered by one's mouth.

A comeback to one who is using you as the constant butt of their jokes and chides.

A signal phrase to someone that they need to settle down and stop acting like a self smoke.

After hearing Scottie runs his mouth at the party all night Nick said "crack your wig back and get off my nuts."

by Falahee November 28, 2007

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Dildo that slipped through the cracks

A total fuck head.

I'm not going to lie to you, this douchebag is the dildo that slipped through the cracks.

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

21πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


I crack myself up

A phrase spoken by Humpty Dumpty as he commits seppuku

Humpty Dumpty: "I crack myself up"
*dies*

by Buttcrackheads June 14, 2022

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


crevice juice [crack sap]

liquid (often viscuous) excuded around the region from the scrotum to the rectum; especially prominent when much clothing is worn and sweaty tasks are performed.

When I wear all my snowboard gear, my weenie usually swims in a pond of crevice juice crack sap by the end of the day.

by Sandro 'MerecumbΓ©' Trunz December 30, 2009

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


crack head soup

romen noodles

i was so brock after i got a fix that i couldnt feed my kids so i bought crack head soup with my food stamps

by e_mcspirit December 22, 2008

2πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


5 O crack shadow

It is when you shave your ass and the hair starts to grow back. Like a 5 O clock shadow on your face but the one on your asshole.

My friend took a picture of my asshole it was so clear you could see my 5 O crack shadow.

by Richjbower August 23, 2006

21πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Snap Crack 'n Pop

A psychoactive tasty treat made by cooking up generic brand Rice Krispies with concentrated Rockstar energy drink and marshmallows.

Snap = Crispy Rice
Pop = Rockstar
Crack = stuff in Rockstar

other street terms used are SCP, Leprechaun, Knee-Ache, neeyake, and Pre-School Snow.

Sketch: What you need, man?
Chad: Hey man, do you have any of that Snap Crack 'n Pop?
Sketch: Yeah dude, but it's a bit soggy
Chad: aaww!

by Kent Town Wreckin' Crew August 2, 2006

11πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž