Captain Save-Some-Food

When your parents,siblings,or roommate etc are afraid your gonna eat all the food you've gotten recently,so they either hide it,or tell your parents so your sibling is the one to "ration" it out "evenly",but they end up eating more than you do sometimes eating the whole bag of chips ,pizza,ice-cream etc in the process.

This is crazy bruh every time i wake up to eat all the food is gone but when there is,or when mother brings food home you guys wanna be Captain save-some-food an tell me " No",because your afraid i'm going to eat it all but,in reality you guys eat it all up from me and that leaves me hungry.

Food Stickler

Someone who monitors/watches the amount of food you eat .

Liz: *buys pizza and wings for friends* "We can at least get 3 slices"

Peter: *Eats 4 slices of pizza*
Cameron: *Watches friends eat* "Liz said 3 slices of pizza"
Peter: *Laughs* "Liz says, a lot of things"
Cameron: *fights over pizza*
Liz: "Why are you guys fighting for pizza, when we have 50 wings to eat" *gives Cameron the food stickler her slice of pizza*

tricky foods

(noun): a meal or food that may appear to be not enough to get you full but half-way through you can handle no more.

I should have never made that bet that I could eat the entire cheesecake in one sitting. Damn tricky foods!

Scottish Food

Macdonalds food for when you want to avoid admitting you ate at Macdonalds.

Bob: What did you have for dinner?
Bill: Scottish food.
Bob: Sounds delicious. Haggis?
Bill: No. They have this dish where the put different round slices of a specially processed beef inside pieces of bread with an orangy, pinky sauce. Then they take potatoes and cut them up into long thin pieces and cook them in a specially prepared oil bath.
Bob: Sounds delicious! Invite me next time.

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Nigga dog food

Any kind of cheap, store-bought dog food that causes your dog to break out or develop other maladies and/or illnesses.

I could not get my dog quality dog food for her dinner tonight. She will have to settle for Nigga dog food. I hope it doesn't cause issues for her later on.

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food miles

Food that is grown very far from the area where it is sold.

In 2010 a community shop opened in the village, selling the local products to reduce the so-called "food miles".

Food on a blanket

A picnic but without the word sounding weird

Let’s go have some food on a blanket!