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When you insult one of your friends/ someone you care about but it doesn’t matter because you love them regardless their flaws.
Person1: ****’s a headass haha
Person2: I thought you guys were friends..
Person1: chillll I mean it in a loving way<3
A way of life. It's often learned through a grueling 2 hour escalator ride up a mountain to the sacred temple of the douche. Inside you will find a room filled with Vanilla Ice posters, and the legend himself, Vanilla Ice, slouched over chanting his famous *Meeeeeeeeeee* mantra whilst fixated on his own posters. He will gaze into your soul, and if he feels you are douchy enough, and can improve, he will teach you 'The Way Of The Douche'.
Pro Tips:
- Don't wear a baseball cap with the brim curved and authenticity stickers removed. Rookie mistake.
- Orange spray tan is a nice addition
- Tell Vanilla "Cool as Ice" is the best movie you've ever seen straight faced.
- Call him "ma boi" and "homeslice" and such. Oh and "O.D" (Original Douche), he loves that.
If Kanye is filling in for Vanilla, then re-adjust strategy for Kanye. Say things like "Yeah, Beyonce should've won", "$300?, I would pay $600 for one of your plain white tees!" and "your creative genius knows no limits".
"I heard Bieber is learning "The Way of the Douche""
"Yeah man. Second time up that escalator now."
"Whoa."
When you confess your love to someone you’ve known for 20 days and spend every waking hour with them all while getting no puss.
“Oh shit Brodie is running this shit the bati way”
When a person has sex with their girlfriend/boyfriend and their side chick(s).
It's Valentine's Day and I'm gonna have a big chiny way
When a crisis situation is managed badly or the measures to counter a problem are too little and too late.
Bro, why you are not taking it seriously? You are doing it the Dutch way.
You should take your responbility. You're doing it the Dutch way.
It sounds like met de Hollandse slag.
Hating someone so much you hope they die to the cartel
Person 1 : Fuck you i hope you die
Person 2 : I hope the cartel kills you in the most brutal way possible
Person 1 : :(