excuses are like asses

phrase used by "hip" gym and history teachers. "excuses are like asses"... if the coach is particularly bright, he will finish the phrase: "excuses are like asses, everyones got one and they all stink"

"But coach - i have a good reason!!"

"excuses are like asses billy... like asses!"

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Smells like Fallujah

To smell of death, like the city of Fallujah
A really smell person who wore the same close for a long time.

Can also be used in the first person

Term comes from a Xiu Xiu song

Timmy wore the same clothes all weekend and after the weekend of drinking was over everyone commented on how he smells like Fallujah.

Man I smell like Fallujah.

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Not like other girls

if you get called this, and or edgy at the same time, you’re being insulted. basically, you’re a tomboy who eats pizza and likes videogames. you hate pink, hate feminity, and hate blondes. if someone is blonde and likes pink, you automatically think they are stupid and worthless. you suck lmao

Following symptoms-
-Tomboy
-Hates makeup
-Darker hair
-Likes video game
-Eats pizza
-Hangs out with “DA BOIS UWUWUWUWUUWU”
-Likes sports
-Hates pink

Emily- IM NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS, YOU BASIC BITCH! I LIKE PIZZAUWU
98.7% percent of girls - s a m e

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Lazin like a rasin

A phrased used for when you are totally chilled doing fuck all.

"Hey, what ya up 2?"

"meh, just lazin like a rasin."

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spun like a duck

(spun like a duck) adj. modification of spun used in reference to someone on an extended methamphetamine high

Albert: Shit man! I saw Sue today...
Billy: ...and she was tweaked?
Albert: Man, she was spun like a duck.
Billy: Yup, I told you that she's a fuckin' sketcher.

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suck it like a lolli

Another way to say sucking a man/boys penis typically used more with homosexuals, bisexuals or complete perverts as it's referring to sucking a penis like you would suck a lollipop

My boyfriend told me to suck it like a lolli' 'you sucked his dick?' 'yeah

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phat like a phantom

This just came about because of alliteration really, and phat was getting confused with fat, and phantoms are never fat

P1: I just put safe as milk into urbandictionary.com
P2: No way? That's phat like a phantom

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