A person who is an asshole but only to people who deserve it. Eg: a bad person
Jane: I hate bullys
Will: yeah that's why there are conditioned assholes like me who give them a taste of their own medicine
An Intelligence douche cap, that are complete butt holes.
Shaun sowell is considered an asshole nerd
When you haven't shit all day and you wipe and still come up with stains.
I just woke up with some swampy asshole
When someone gets to turned on or hard for that poop hole lol and there personality can drastically change to a obsessed freak of asshole such as there heart beating loudly and sweating perfusely
Dude Jason Quist of Libertyville Illinois is a total Asshole Freak I don't think I'll be going to the dance with Shrek Jason Quist
Someone who really sticks out in the crowd (probably the worst? Massive?) for doing crappy things, and mostly pissing everyone off.
My buddy George has been sick for two days because of his "Massive Asshole" boss.
The steamiest, hottest, most painful shit that causes your asshole to burn for a few minutes after
“Bro my ass is so sore”
“What the hell happend?!”
“I just had an Asshole Melter”
When you perform ANAL INTERCOURSE on anybody and it's extremely passionate as there is a clear cause.
When homosexuals FUCK without LUBE.
Demonstration of commiting a PEDOPHILE ACT on someone's child.
When you are PLOWIN' THE BACK 40 and ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION is the result as you indeed have a bloody situation. on your hands.
No lube , sorry ALAN , I always wanted to see your ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION.
Tom found out you boogied with his boy and now he is answering your ANAL INTERCOURSE ad as he is ready for some serious ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION with you ALAN.