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Cheeto baby

The infant of a woman who sustained herself while pregnant primarily on Cheetos snacks, but, also likely, Slim Jims, and any other variety of processed snack food one can find at a convenience store.

Near or entirely missing from the mother's diet: fruits, whole grains, & vegetables (aside from pickles, Bibb lettuce, catsup, and french fries).

Rad Manager Debbie: Thanks for the delivery, but, I swear, these pregnant girls working for me? They're gonna all have a Cheeto babies! I worry for these babies!

Delivery man: Cheeto baby? *Chuckling*

Debbie: Cheeto babies create a whole, negative cycle. They come out needing aspiration, get on assistance...it's a self-fulfilling prophecy...

by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe June 3, 2020


Baby Bandit

So-Called notorious theives' that steal cum from sperm banks

"Did you hear about that Baby Bandit Heist?"
"Those crackheads got away with gallons of cum"

by Sly.Farron May 25, 2021


baby babe

The most Beautiful petite ginger with the cutest freckles, best smile, stands about 5'2, kinda jewish, a little shy, has to be in georgia.

Him "Hey baby babe want to smoke a blunt"
Her "already rolling"

Him "where are you at baby babe"
Her "waiting on you"

Him "i love you baby babe"
Her " i love you more baby"

by Nebnej September 20, 2018


Simply Baby

A word used to describe someone who is simply cracked at Valorant

J:"wow that person is so good at val!"
N:"I know right?! they are just simply baby!"

by Sugarmommyinval March 19, 2022


Baby Coded

when some just acts very pure and/or you know they are just very sweet

normally used for fictional characters but can be used on a real person

basically how a baby makes you feel you feel that way for a person

Jill- Miles Morales is so baby coded

Jack- what do you mean
Jill- like i feel like i could just hold him and he's just so 🥺 yk?

by Joshuasucks June 28, 2023


baby booty

no ass

damn bro she got a baby booty

by gl0jessicaaaaaaaaaaa March 8, 2016


Baby Whomper

1. When you smack a pregnant woman’s ass and her pussy jiggles too

2. Abortion

“I gave my girl a baby whomper last night.”

I’m off to get a baby whomper!”

“baby whompered that hoe too hard now she gotta get a baby whomper”

by babywhomper March 29, 2023