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I want to have sex. say it fast.
Me say I 1 2 half 6
Other person I want to have sex
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When a man is fingering his gf with 4 fingers in her ass and on the thumb a razor is taped on and he proceeds to shave your pubes while simultaneously fingering her asshole
Hey Bro! I heard you did 4 in the ass 1 mowing the grass with your girlfriend last night before eating her out! Awesome!
11👍 3👎
An awesome revival. A continuation of an old wonderful thing, only wonderfuller. A beautiful progression into something better and pure.
Like an old friend who came back with a jetski and some hookers, that dude is aqua unit patrol squad 1, son!
22👍 5👎
A ship about Person 1 and Person 2.
Person 1 x Person 2: Questioning Love. (Ft. Person 3-10)
Person 1: I love ya!
Person 2: ... we are literally faceless, formless, and nameless entities.
Person 1: ....
Person 2: ... fine... I love you two.
Person 1: thanks!
Person 3: .... What the fuck?!?!
Person 4: my question is what are our genders?
Person 6: *covered in blood* I killed person 5.
Person 7: I think we are constantly changing gender depending on the prompt we are given.
Person 8: are we gonna Ignore what Person 6 said?
Person 1-7(except for Person 5): SHUT UP PERSON 8!
Person 5's ghost: BOOOOO! YOU SUCK PERSON 8!
Person 10: How the fuck did a ship go to... what ever the fuck this has become?
Person 8: I have no idea.
Person : #%$@$@$%@%@%/×%+.
Person 10: thanks for your input Person .
39👍 6👎
A very sophisticated way to rate girls on their looks
1-A fucking monster, forces people leave the room
2-You wouldnt wanna poke her with a 10 foot pole
3-You'd only wanna communicate over text...no facetime
4-Just plain unattractive
5-Average, nothing about her appearance stands out
6-The squad would roast you for liking this girl but not too bad
7-Decently attractive
8-Pretty hot; if she doesnt has a boyfriend, she will soon
9-One hot piece of ass
10-God's gift to mankind; the definition of perfection
Guy: Yo I just got asked out on a date by Brandy!!
The Squad: Shes definitely a 2 on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale), total troll.
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Essentially, the scales goes like this:
1- unfuckable and ugly as shit
2- rarely anybody would fuck
3- good personality, nothing else
4- lower end of average attractiveness
5- middle end of average attractiveness
6- higher end of average attractiveness
7- above average, decently hot
8- pretty good looking
9- *almost* everyone would bang
10- essentially so hot, she's a goddess
What I had just described is a general populous of the scale, but usually is tweaked due to personal preference. A 1 for some people might be a 10 for others.
Person 1: did you see her? What a ten!
Person 2: the 1-10 female attractiveness scale? I'm totally not familar with that concept.
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It essentially means that something is the same thing. The two things you're talking about are really similar.
Tom: "Hey we can either rent a Ford Taurus, or a Mercury Sable."
Eric: "well 6 of 1, half dozen of another."
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