Anti- Car car

this is for the hoes who hate carloscalroscarlitoicarlycooliocococrunchskaterhoeicecalritosioncarlitocarlitamercedestexasteslacarvroomvroom and the mfs who just hate cars in general, like oml some of those mfs get u around places

i hate car car! said ongn

same here! said ongngn

so you guys just hate cars? they get you around some places! said gaybitch69

no you idiot i’m talking about the person!! said ongn

well i’m talking about the vehicle!!! said ongngn

so we’re anti- car car

the car mechanic

The car mechanic is a sex position where you put a bitch on a dolly, lather her in motor oil and suck on her blinker fluid (her titty milk) and fuck her in the ass until her pussy starts leaking windshield wiper fluid.

Guy 1: dude! This girl told me she wanted to try the car mechanic

Guy 2: Ahh man you’re a fucking player bro

Car basketball

Getting a bj in a car using the girls head like bouncing a basketball

Her car basketball was fantastic

w car talk

when you talk about something funny in the car

“me and my family were talking about shalanda in the car yesterday”
“w car talk”

magnetic air car

a 'floating' mode of transportation powered by magnetism conceived by chester gould, creator of the (ancient) dick tracy comic strip.

i remain somewhat disappointed i never got my "flying car"!! -in the 60s', technology was becoming so awesome, one believed "the sky was the limit", -and it wasn't....!!

if we can land on the moon, where is this type technology?
and while we're at it, how about a virtual reality android/cyborg to "take one off", too!? men AND women would probably be thrilled to dispense with one another!!!!

he was crusin' for a bruisin' in his magnetic air car!

-used magnetic air cars over at tony's, for only 100 cesium-23 discs!!

i designed a magnetic air car, but was 'smoked' by the "big three"

pussy powered peter car

A 359 or 379 peterbilt with a Caterpillar engine

Hey you here jason gotta new truck. Is a pussy powered peter car

Cars 3 race for revenge

This is a fan made alternate timeline of events where Mater is murdered in cold blood by an evil organisation. The news of this cripples lightning McQueen causing him to become super edgy and after he spends time morning the loss of his friend he joins the spys from Cars 2 . The spy modifications he gets are two turbo jets that extend from his doors, a taser, A turret that extends from the top of his head and gun that comes from his wheels. With his new upgrades he sets off to journey across the world getting his revenge by eradicating the evil organisation that killed his friend. At the climax of the movie he goes on a mission which results in the death of the Cars equivalent of osama bin laden.

"Hey have you heard about Cars 3 race for revenge it has an amazing story.