e-speak

The language of online hobos and foreigners who don't really speak English at all, but are under the false impression that they speak perfectly, just because they stalk and harass a whole lot of innocent teenage girls over the internet in their spare time.

To form words, you merely omit MOST vowels, but leave just enough that the annoyed person on the receiving end of your message can barely make out what you mean. (see examples)

It is infuriating to decipher when you have somewhere to be and a whole page of offline messages in e-speak pops up on Yahoo Messenger from your foreign friend, who happens to be an ugly old fart from a country whose name you can't pronounce.

Tk cr n hv a lvly nit

e-speak for: Take care and have a lovely night

u knw wat swthrt, u hv drivn me crzy

e-speak for: You know what sweetheart, you have driven me crazy

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E Town

E Town is actually Evanston, IL. Where many great hangouts exist such as Kafein, Hooka, and the home of Northwestern Univerity.

"hey want to go to E town"

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e-40ism

Retarded vobulary spawned from the music of E-40.

heezy, crackulating, crackalackin, captain, you smell me, underdig, etc. are all examples of E-40isms.

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e-Lay

A person who offers him-/herself for casual sex through an internet site, usually in exchange for an evening out or similar social event.

"She wasn't, like, 'with him' with him at the bar. He was just a one-time e-Lay that she got over the 'net."

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e-dropping

Verb. Refers to the act of evesdropping specific to e-mails. Reading the e-mails of others unbekownst to them . Can be innocent (similarly to when one overhears conversations of strangers ), or done with intent through hacking or by guessing a password. The act of accessing another individuals e-mail account. ( Some service providers offer web access to mail boxes, which means a persons mail traffic can potentially be monitored by a third party )

I was in this internet café and this beautiful girl left in a hurry without logging out from Hotmail..I could not resist e-dropping and reading the last few e-mails in her account...Then I felt ashamed and logged out for her. I've never seen her again.
Example #2 : I knew my boss could access my outlook express,so I deleted my personal e-mails at the end of each shift so he could not read my mail after me. I was not aware,though, that my boss had administrative access to my e-mail account through the web server , and he did not tell me that he regularly read my mail BEFORE I received it. I always had this feeling he knew way too much about my life.The paranoid prick was obsessively
e-dropping.

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e-affectionate

Being affectionate via internet.

*PETS*, *hugs*, etc.

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E-pox

A malicious virus that is spread by e-mail through Microsoft outlook. Symptoms include that of chickenpox. (I.E. red itchy marks that appears on your PC) Can be cured by dunking your computer in a hot oatmeal solution.

The e-mail said it was a picture of Anna Kournikova nekked but it lied and gave me E-pox.

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