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The Cheese Eating surrender Monkeys live in France and Wisconsin, namely the green bay packers.
The Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys live in france
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October 19th is national eat pussy day and the girls and guys get together even if you don’t know each other.
Happy eating pussy day !
yo boys it’s national eating pussy day
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often weird girls who trynna act vegan but cannot stop eat Mc Donald's burger
Girls who eat seeds being define like that
Boy: you eat seeds you are completly being vegan
Girls: no stfu
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You can eat chocolate all day on the 29th of october
You eat chocolate all day week
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This phrase means "do not have romantic relationships with any co-workers." Basically, you don't want to make yourself uncomfortable (by potentially having a romantic relationship get ugly, or "shitting") at the place where you work ("where you eat").
Dude #1: "damn a really hot blonde just started working at my company. i'm gonna ask her out"
Dude #2: "dude, haven't you heard the saying: Don't shit where you eat?"
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25 of October is national eat her out day! Don’t be a 🐱 instead eat it!
National eat her out day is A day where your girlfriend is an all you can eat buffet
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Once eaten, you no longer have it. Like having money and spending it all. Also, in marriage, security vs. freedom - if one cheats, they lose their security of keeping their mate.
She's married to Bob but seeing Bill. She can't have her cake and eat it too.
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