noun: referring to any number of
incompetent and unresourceful bureaucrats with little or no capacity to deal with the public in a helpful manner. Almost invariably characterized by being overweight and fashion-challenged.
I had to fix my direct deposit with payroll and encountered some serious wrist fat.
That administrator had rolls of wrist fat!
Ava. she is the fattest bitch of them all. Don’t come across her she weighs more than an elephant
Woah look at that fat bitch
I think her name is Ava
A person who eat a 4000 calorie breakfast followed by 17 beef sticks then a 4000 calorie lunch with 3 boxes of PopTarts then finishes off the day with another 4000 calorie meal for dinner. Usually like to claim that they have a fast metabolism, or they need a minimum of 12000 calories a day to gain muscle, but ends up getting fat as shit anyways
Person 1: Bro, I need to eat at least 12000 calories a day to bulk up, because I have a very fast metabolism.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you fat bitch
If someone's a pure "fat midden!" then they're a bit of a smelly hound.
commonly used in the glasgow area of scotland as an insult to those fat cheeky bitches from helenburgh walking about allover the streets of Glezga
An innocent pedestrian walks down a street and bumps into two fat cheeky bitches stuffing themselves with big bags of chips....
FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "hu hu
hu" "Haw!....You!"
INNOCENT PASSER BY: "yes what is it?"
FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "you are like, sooo gay!...hu hu he!...like man"
FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "like yeah, totally man.....hu hu hu!"
INNOCENT PASSER BY: "aye! well whatever!you two are nothing but a pair of FAT MIDDEN'S HEN!...cheerio!"