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The one-way ticket to getting into hell.
Yo I saw somebody draw Jesus Christ Porn of him giving Satan a blowjob
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(advert-manipulation); commonly found in modern advertising alluding to male worship of beer even superseding a "piece of pie" (vaginal orifice) OR, replacing the deity!
the concept of the ultimate form of worship being a beer and the "big game", as opposed to jettisoning of male DNA in the vaginal canal, i.e. -SUPREME POTENTATE!!
COME ON FOLKS!, BEER NOT THAT! GOOD!!
(NEVER MIND!! LETS' ALL GET 'SLOPPY' AND 'STUPID'!!)
how 'BOUT 'dose YANKEE fans??
big bull went to HELL!! for DARING to 'stink' on alcohol, via his Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!
the 'girls' felt powerless, when confronting the Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!
Beer-as-'Jesus' theorem unaccepted! in MY 'house of worship'!
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JJ or Jesus juice refers to the drink made by Arizona Tea called Arnold Palmer. Its so good, we simply just call it Jesus Juice.
Crissy: What is this? (Picking up a can of Arnold from the fridge.)
Alissa: Oh, thats Jesus Juice (JJ) the best damn tea you'll ever taste.
Crissy: The can says Arnold Palmer, why do you call it JJ?
Alissa: It's tea sent from the almighty jesus himself, down from the heavens.
Crissy: (Drinks from the can.) This is pretty good.
Alissa: Yeah, (Shrugging shoulders.) I'm pretty sure they drank it at the last supper, or the three shepherds were each drinking a can when he was born.
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A really shitty painting of a black Jesus found mostly in poor black people's homes. Usually painted by someone with questionable artistic talent.
You know that cat Dirty Red who I buy that kush from? He has a Black Jesus painting promintely displayed in his filthy living room, that shit creeps me out yo.
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when you do something that you know is wrong and God comes back to get you for it later.
1. Obama is a crappy president and makes bad choices....so Jesus spanked him when he got hit in the face during a game of basketball.
2. A child kicks another kid and then runs away. while they are running away, they trip and smack their head on a wall. That my friends...is a Jesus spanking.
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Someone who spams blogs and forums to promote Mel Gibson's ludicrous film about Jesus shot in the style of Gladiator.
"hi so-and-so, i like such-and-such too... i am waitin to buy another cd, can't wait
have you heard about The Christ? it's a movie about the last hours of Jesus' life before the Crucifixion - i've heard a lot of good things about it, and i agree after seeing the trailers...
i'll include a few links below. check these out, they moved me. i mean, if a TRAILER can make you cry, it's got to be some movie! "
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Term used to describe my unnaturally large penis. Typically given to a person named Matt. Names also referring to Jesus Monster Cock are White Python and Don Knotts. J.M.C is the accepted abbreviation for Jesus Monster Cock
M: Hey Chan, did you hear Brit screaming last night?
C:*confused* Maybe
M: Well, she was riding my Jesus Monster Cock like a pogo stick! I was giving some major Don Knotts.
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