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When you need to take a shit, and it's starting to peek out. This will also happen as you're "taking talents to south beach" or "Make LeBron a Free Agent"
GAWDDAMMIT! I need to get to the bathroom quick! I ate that damn Chipotle, and 'King James' is making an entrance!
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a place where they spit in your food and say its mayo.
angel walks into burger king and orders a hamburger rudely she turns around 4 5 seconds the worker spits in her food.
angel goes to sit down and munches into her burger "this mayo is delicious i have neva tasted anything like it before i want the recipe"
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Real man's kings cup. This game WILL get you fucked up if you play with a small group (3-5 people is optimal, 2 if you're suicidal). The game is played with a deck of cards.
2-10: Drink for that many seconds (beer or mixed drink)
J: Take a shot (JD, preferably)
Q: Play a game (questions, rhyme, etc), loser takes a shot
K: Pour a shot into the king's cup. Loser takes the triple shot
A: Take a double shot
Alternative: Guess the card's color before drawing. If you choose correctly, give the card to someone else. If you choose wrong, take the card.
I played real man's King's Cup and now I feel like I'm going to die.
Real man's king's cup will put hair on your chest.
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A man (Take notes people, MAN, say it with me, MAN) who generously donated a server to a boy names voogru. After voogru ran his server for a week or two (The game TFC), he decided to switch it to NS, a fair mod for half-life, definetly not the best. After a few arguments, he decided to stop hosting his servers, and, after a few immature pranks, he took a mod for half-life, made by voogru, without permission.
He was flamed by many people (www.voogru.com), and everyone acted VERY immature, while saying stuff like "omg king si a dick look at his ghey ass im going to mess up his computr). Ironic, eh?
Player: Let's just leave king alone to run his servers in peace, ok? Stop acting immature.
ihatekingOLOLOL!: Hoew ab out NO!!!11 OLOLOL!!!1
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Cool dude that looks like a cross between
gene simmions and a professional wrestler
sings extremly high and is rumoured to
worship satan.
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Akshay Kumar is the king of Bollywood .
A Selfmade superstar ruling Bollywood since 90s. Most Loved actor in India. Most Number of hits among 90s superstar. He is able to make his movie hit whatever genre is not matter for him. Action ka baap & comedy ka King, he does romanc, drama, patriotic movies as well. Highest Paid actor of India. Highest brand value in Bollywood.
National Award for Rustom, Padmashree, Best Aisan Actor award are some of his achievements.
King of Bollywood's upcoming movies Kesari, Good News, Mission Mangal, HF 4, Sooryavanshi, Hera Pheri 3, Yrf's next
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A shit face, cock sucker, fuck head, who cheats on the hottest girl ever with gross ass rat looking sophomores with loose buttholes. He likes to fuck the mole on his face that looks like a fat ass terd on Wednesdays.
Your names Conner King? So you like to get super beautiful chicks....and then ruin it by fucking a rat?
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