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Turtle Head

When you get home after a long day needing to take a gargantuan shit and so you run to the toilet and knock over your kid in the hallway and slam the bathroom door shut and wait for that sweet sweet moment when you gloriously defecate all over the bathroom but instead end up straining your asscheeks for an hour only for a tiny ass piece of shit to slightly poke its way out of your asshole. That piece of shit is called a turtle head and know you have to choose to behead your turtle either by straining your asscheeks closed or pulling the piece of shit out with your fingers and now your hand smells of ass and your kid is crying in the hallway and you still have to make dinner and oh fuck why am I still alive

Mom: Jimothy, alight from your dwelling in order to receive nutrition handcrafted by your own mother.
Jimothy, tearfully: Mother, how I wish to fulfill that which you have requested of me! But alas, I am unable to, for I am stuck in the predicament of having to deal with a Turtle Head!
Mother, wailing: Jimothy, my dear beloved son! How I weep for you! How I mourn! That you should have to deal with such an ordeal! I am so deeply sorry, but alas, am unable to help.

by BaddSpelur October 31, 2019


turtle head

turtle head is a phenomenon when you have a dookie so large it peeks out the anus. referring to a scared turtle

dude can you hurry in the bathroom i have major turtle head.

by All america bitch December 24, 2018


Stim Head

A Stim Head is anyone who uses stimulants and uppers in their daily lives. They love to be stimulated, and their drug of choice is always an upper. This can range anywhere from coffee to cocaine, with adderall, nicotine, and speed in between. They generally like all sorts of stimulants, instead of an addiction to just one.

You ever see the movie limitless? Think of Bradley Cooper, that's how stim heads feel. They feel energized, focused, and like their brain is functioning at max capacity.

Hey Jessica, you look a little wired, you okay?

Yeah! I just popped an adderall, and running on two coffees.

Jesus, you're such a stim head.

by totallyrad42 December 05, 2019


bruck head

a bruck head is a dumbass nigga

yo this guy is a fucking bruck head

by topman.ak December 03, 2020


Mallet Head

Definition: a person whose head is a rectangle,or the head itself. Also used to mean a person with a vacuous mind. A mad scientist would be a good example of a mallethead.

"If I had known you were only going that far,mallethead, I would have stayed in,"Amy told her friend Jim,after he fell out of the cardboard box and lost his pompom snowhat,due to his big mallethead,as he tried to boxslide downhill by himself. Down below,at the bottom of the snowy hill,Pat and Gary,wearing plain snowhats and overcoats,thought,"What a malletheadJim is, partly for wearing a pompom snowhat,and a jacket! Plain snowhats and overcoats are the ideal winter gear these days! Well,at any rate,Jim deserves to lose his hat, since his head is a mallethead and he is a mallet head!"

by JMC70 October 26, 2016


booze head

1. A true alcoholic
2. One with extensive knowledge of alcohol.
3. One with extreme tolerance to alcohol
4. A man named Evan residing in Virginia Beach, Va

1. That girl Chanel sure wishes she was a booze head, but she can't hang! I think she's about to vomit on herself. Yup, she did!

by Mr. Galvin February 04, 2014


mayo head

A guy by the name of David Wesley Jackson

Yo, is that DW Jackson? What a mayo head!

by Therealdw May 08, 2023