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The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it
"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"
The speaker “half doomed” and the other person “semi-sweet” insinuates that although separately they’re only halves of a whole, together they complete each other.
What a match, I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet
in other words “im not your booty call” or “you can’t just call me when you want to have sex”
guy : hey girl wanna come over tonight, and have some fun?
girl : “ i'm not your hoe !”
A phrase used by people who have absolutely no idea what it means to schedule an appointment in a professional environment.
"Hey, what would be a good time for you today?"
"I'm available now."
"Well I'm not, so pick an actual time."
When you don't want to switch into new opportunities.
Did they offered you a new job ?
Yes, but I'm good where I'm good.
Don't worry, you're not the only one.
"I'm an idiot."
used when you just fucking hate yourself
Guy 1: "Have you seen my hat?"
Guy 2: "It's on your head..."
Guy 1: "I'm an idiot"