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When your poop is so long that it lodges in the bowl and starts to put pressure on your ass, so you must lift off the seat or get up thus causing it to graze your butt cheek when it falls.
Man, my shit was so long I had to do the walk-a-way to get it all out. Grazed my nuts that time.
A three-way guacamoleis the fetishistic act during a three way where one participant releases their bowels onto the other participants. Becomes three-way guacamole when the participant has diarrhea and all three participants roll around on top of each other to spread the feces.
"Yo dude, did you hear about Robert last night? He had a three-way guacamole!"
"What?! That shit's nasty!"
A way of life. It's often learned through a grueling 2 hour escalator ride up a mountain to the sacred temple of the douche. Inside you will find a room filled with Vanilla Ice posters, and the legend himself, Vanilla Ice, slouched over chanting his famous *Meeeeeeeeeee* mantra whilst fixated on his own posters. He will gaze into your soul, and if he feels you are douchy enough, and can improve, he will teach you 'The Way Of The Douche'.
Pro Tips:
- Don't wear a baseball cap with the brim curved and authenticity stickers removed. Rookie mistake.
- Orange spray tan is a nice addition
- Tell Vanilla "Cool as Ice" is the best movie you've ever seen straight faced.
- Call him "ma boi" and "homeslice" and such. Oh and "O.D" (Original Douche), he loves that.
If Kanye is filling in for Vanilla, then re-adjust strategy for Kanye. Say things like "Yeah, Beyonce should've won", "$300?, I would pay $600 for one of your plain white tees!" and "your creative genius knows no limits".
"I heard Bieber is learning "The Way of the Douche""
"Yeah man. Second time up that escalator now."
"Whoa."
When you confess your love to someone you’ve known for 20 days and spend every waking hour with them all while getting no puss.
“Oh shit Brodie is running this shit the bati way”
The holiest code to live by, break it and the penalty is death, Wells Way: Be Responsible, Be respectful, and be ready to learn
This kid swore, thats not the Wells Way.
This is a Counter-Strike: Global Offensive (Csgo) term.
In Csgo there is a utility grenade that gives a competitive advantage when used correctly, called a smoke grenade, or smoke for short. This term revolves around the usage of the smoke grenade.
An "one way" is refering to a cleverly placed smoke grenade that allows only one direction of vision. In other words: "I see you, but you can't see me."
This happens commonly in Csgo because the game is extremely competitive and any advantage will cause a victory.
The term became popular because it's a quick way to alert your team of the threat, because an one way smoke will cause massive losses to the enemy.
"Did you smoke snipers nest?"
"NO, it's a one way, WATCHOUT."
Note: Snipers nest is a common one way position in csgo, watchout.