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A sex position so simple even a virgin could master it!
Andrew’s pornstache is deceiving. He probably couldn’t even pull of the two-legged man.
Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.
Woman: Will you take the trash out?
Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!
Woman: *Walks away in disgust*
Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*
When you put crisco behind your womans knee and fuck her knee cleavage.
Gave my bitch a greasy dog leg last night.
a big fat cock that I would love inside of me
Girl: ouuu fuck daddy
Boy: you like how I’m fucking this pussy baby
Girl: yess daddy, you fuck me so good with your third leg
means big ole thang in rawgear underwear
"That black man has rawgear leg"