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A pedophile who tortures children. Usually bald and maybe some facial hair. Looks like a normal person normal but is not.
Mother: OH NO! IT'S A BALD MONSTER! GET THE KIDS AWAY!
Bald Monster: come here little kids :)
Usually in context of a sexual joke, but can be done with simple procedures. Like so - stuff a woman's vagina with Mentos, then using a funnel to pour Coka-Cola, Pepsi, or any other carbonated beverage that will fizz and/or explode within her, watch the show and eat a nice movie snack such as popcorn.
Last night my girlfriend said she wanted a Lake Erie Monster, so I had to restock my cabinet with some pop(soda).
A fetty has destroyed all of her teeth and she proud to hold the crown
Fett monster :A person who is so smoked off fetaynal she ot5r he has morphed so ugly it is descusting were you want to throw up I. Ur mouth from the stench or oder left by them
Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth
Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation
if someone asks you if you listen to "Monster" by Seulgi and Irene, they ask if you're wlw.
Pers. 1 :" I like red velvet."
Pers. 2: " Do you listen to Monster ?"
Pers. 1: " Ohhh... yes, I do.."
Luke P. from Hannah’s season of the bachelorette. Someone who makes everything about them and snakes their way into every conversation.
“I’m not gonna let the Luke-Ness Monster snake his way into Hannah’s heart.”