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When you are vaccinated and maskinated.
Ariana Grande on Instagram: #VaxxednMasked
Me: aww shit now I need to be vaxxed n masked because ari is
The act of charging an electric vehicle for a short amount of time specifically to finish a journey.
"Just gotta do a quick volt-N-bolt and I'll be on my way"
Where you drop your load, and shit at the same time
Dude I just squirt n’ shat all over my floor
a name given to one whom is so well endowed that his partner cannot fully close her legs for about a week, walks funny for a month, but becomes so addicted to said "thick n wide" that she can't bare to put up with anyone elses love making attempts.
Man: whats the matter baby, you dont seem like your enjoying it.
Woman: i've been with thick n wide.
Man: then why even try, good night.
A guy that always tries to get your attention from afar. Creepy. Brave enough to send nasty messages but in real life hides at a distance. Always lurking...always jerking off. Leaves gifts...messages...talks about u to others...but hides from your gaze.
I got a lurk'n'jerk after me lately.
That lurk 'n' jerk is still appearing from time to time.
The main feature of thin/pre-perforated clothing that a super-hot chick/hunk throws on prior to a first date, knowing that the person he/she is meeting will likely "lose all control" upon catching sight of said luscious-fleshed "looker", and therefore will probably just recklessly rip the clothes right off the stunningly-gorgeous human without even bothering to unbutton/unzip/untie anything.
Reusable wear 'n' tear garments can be specially made from Velcro-bordered panels that separate readily without being damaged, and thus the clothing can be reassembled and put back on after a wild-and-breathless encounter with a lust-crazed fellow-primate.
we were talking about our favorite bands & Chad dropped the Canadian N-Word