stomped in da muhfuckin ground

wat da hell derrick is gon get next time he say some crazy shit 2 me

Derrick: imma fuck yu up

Me: Shut yo bitch ass up b4 yu get stomped in da muhfuckin ground

Derrick: who da fuck yu snappin on?

Me: *stomps da fuck outta him* Now ya bitch ass is in da ground. Yu better hope somebody loves yu enough 2 come dig yo stupid ass out

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maika ti da eba

The so famous Bulgarian frase 'maika ti da eba' (майка ти да еба) is hella common in that country with 90% of Bulgarians' swear dictionary ammo, also translated as ' I'm going to sexually harass/make sexual contact with your biological mother.'

UNLEAST you don't write 'Maika to da eba!' then it will become the most respectful and common way in Bulgaria to say 'Greetings!' or 'Hello!'.

'maika to da eba' can also be used for denying WHEN your friend wants money from you (see examples below).

Sysonyms: mama to, shta..., Shte te porq, Maika ti, Maika ti da e jiva I zdrava, HELLO!, Dimitrii, Gosho, be nqma da to dam pari;

This definition is only for educational purposes!

George: You are gay! (Ti so geiii!)
Dimitrii: Maika to da eba we.
.
Peter: Maika ti da eba!
Dimitrii: Oh, hey Maika ti da eba too!
.
Alex: Give me 10$ please.
Dimitrii: Maika ti da eba selska u putkata analno vaginalno I ustalna durt kelesh.

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I Luh Da Pussy

"I Luh Da Pussy" is quite possibly the greatest hip hop song in history, surpassing anything written by the great rapper Tupac Shakur.
"I Luh Da Pussy" is written by rapper Alpa Chino and is featured in the blockbuster smash hit "Tropic Thunder".

Ben: What's the number 1 hip hop song of all time?
Jared: Dude, it's gotta be I Luh Da Pussy.
Ben: Fuck ya, that's exactly what I was thinking.

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bounce off da hook

To get your jive on and go nuts. For example showing off your stuff at a dance-off.

*funky track kicks in*
Watch me bounce off da hook!

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right da fuck now

Instantaniously! : This second

Get yo bitch ass over her right da fuck now!

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Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb

Rob Schneider's latest comedy vehicle.

Rob Schneider derp de derp. Derp de derpity derpy derp. Until one day, the derpa derpa derpaderp. Derp de derp, da teedily dumb. From the creators of Der, and Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too, Rob Schneider is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb. Rated PG-13.

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neck o da hood

Version of the old English phrase "neck of the woods", meaning the 'settlement' you come from. Updated for the neighborhood.

Spins: "You should meet my cuz Ronnie, you guys would tear da place up"
L Trip: "Ronnie Spinowitz? Already know the bro dawg, he's from my neck o da hood"
Spins: "No WAY!!!"
L Trip: "Yeah. Fat, spotty, four-eyed kid, right...?"
Spins: "Errrm right"

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