PEP Talk

Post-Exercise Poop Talk: The only time you give enough of a fuck to read and respond your wife's DMs, because you're too otherwise too bored from blowing through the porcelain already

I thought my nigga actually be taking time to message me but the whole time he was just sitting there giving me a pep talk

We don't talk about AnderBeanGobbler.

We don't talk about him, no, no, no! We don't talk about him! BUT! It was my opening day It was our opening day We were getting ready, and there wasn't a bean in sight! No beans allowed in sight! Bean Gobbler walks in with a mischievous bib- BEAN LEAK!! You telling this REDACTED, or am I?I'm sorry, REDACTED, go on He says, "It looks BEANZ" Why did he tell THEM? In doing so, he fills my brain REDACTED, get the umbrellas Opened in a bean leak! What a horrid one... but anyways! We don't talk about #1 Bean Gobbler, no, no, no! We don't talk about him! Hey! Grew to live in fear of him screaming or eating I could always hear him sort of crunching and grumbling I associate him with the sound of screams, AH-AH-AH! It's a heavy lift, with a mouth so hungry Always left REDACTED and the COMPANY? fumbling Grappling with weirdness they couldn't fathom Do you understand? A seven-foot leak Beans along his bib When he calls your NAME? It all fades to dark Yeah, he smells your beans.. And feasts on the beans! (NOOO!) We don't talk about BEAN GOBBLER, no, no, no! (We don't talk about HIM, no, no, no!) We don't talk about him! (we don't talk about him!!) He told me rats would come, The next day: AHHHHHHHHHHH! (No, no!) He told me I'd grow an addiction! And just like he said... (no, no!) He said that all my beans would get eaten, now where are my beans! (no, no! Hey!) Your fate is sealed when your bean cans are stolen!

Basically, if you have a friend that eats too many beans, call them an AnderBeanGobbler. If they steal your beans, that's one too! They also correct you by saying "you're*" in an argument. If any of those fall down to their categories, you know that's an AnderBeanGobbler! We don't talk about AnderBeanGobbler.

talk pretty

When you talk to somebody, usually a submissive, sexually

Dom: *texting* i know you wanna grind my thigh, pretty girl.
sub: *also texting* gosh don't talk pretty to me when im in public 😳

willow talk

"willow talk" refers to speaking in metaphors, soliloquys, riddles, the works. it's sacred channel and iterations of speech that might not always make sense to the common ear. aka multidimensional speak, spellwork, enchantment, divination, ethereal, sacred channeling, woo-woo, yip yap, nonsense but it makes sense yfm, ashe eshe, idan, honor 🌊

"Look... she on that willow talk."
"I finally got me a spiritual baddie but she won't stop willow talking to me."

"Yeah, I heard about that willow talk, that multidimensional ethereal speak."

Talk but no action

The definition of someone who says a lot of shit but doesn't pull up or make any actions is Juliet Romero.

My cousin shelby is always saying shes going to beat a bitch face but never does it, and all I think is "Juliet Romero who ? ? ?" Shelby is all talk but no action.

Pigskin trash talk

A football group on Facebook that's full of pussy admins that can't handle trash talk and will boot you out if you trash talk them

Pigskin trash talk is nothing but pussies

Pigskin trash talk

A football group on Facebook that's full of pussy admins that can't handle trash talk and will boot you out if you trash talk them

Pigskin trash talk is nothing but pussies