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Taking a wooden stake strapping it to your dick and fucking a fat girl.
"Dude you were so drunk you were spearing a horse" -Clayton
high in the hores is when someone gets too high
So when someone is smoking that good weed they got from this drug lord, named Ricky and they both were smoking it together right next to a horse the horse decides. Hey, you know what I’ll join in on their little sash so the horse takes a hit off that joint, and with the horse got too high he is high in the horse
When a girl gets done sucking dick and she runs out of spit and her mouth is dry
Aye man my girl just got done and now she got a dry horse
Someone with a big dick but no sense of humour.
Yeah the date went OK! My fanny is in bits but he is a bit of a dry horse.
Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.
This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!
When a person has cowgirl sex with one girl while another girl rides his face.
Melody and Trinity tandem war horsed me last night.
you call that idiot a dingle horse as he cannot do anything that the person has asked to do
i can't lie, ur gyal is a dingle-horse