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When a man has to pleasure two women, so he puts a double ended dildo in his anus so he can pleasure the other woman on his back-thrust.
"Dude, I had to fuck two girls, but I also needed my anal fix, so I gave them ye olde Saskatoon seesaw."
Spirit airlines lead technician that always falls asleep.
Old man Vic Jr. fell asleep when he was doing the turnover last night,
a phrase used to specifically describe when you are suddenly surrounded by foul-mouthed, pre-pubescent children who probably are between 6th and 9th grade. Often have squeaky, non-threatening voices and colorful streams of language.
"You're f***ing gonna pay, you f***ing little c***!"
*sarcastic tone* "Oh no! Its attack of the 12-year-olds!"
Something that primary school kids say to insult each other, or give a really bad backhanded compliment. Together, the first letters of each word equal “COOL”.
Person 1: hey, you’re cool
Person 2: thanks!
Person 1: you’re a Constipated Overrated Old Lady!
Person 2: *leaves*
A condition in which men take on certain qualities, such as slower movement, complaints about non-specific pain, an inability to hear anything else but a television, flatulence, sleeplessness, or sleeping until noon, forgetfulness, and an extremely critical view of others, many have delusions about an omnipotent "they" who seem to direct their activities. A remarkable recovery is usually observed when one OGS sufferer is contacted by another OGS.
One who suffers from Old Guy Syndrome (OGS) OGS may be observed mindlessly turning a flashlight on and off for more than 15 minutes to determine whether it works.
A place you can buy Juul pods off of anyone, mad fights, annoying teachers who don't know how to teach, whores, fuckboys, dab pens, crappy lunches, but an amazing ShopRite, and annoying bitches who don't know how to keep their mouth SHUT!
Girl: hey did you hear that scream?
Me: yea it was probably Brittany being the loud white bitch that she is thinking sheds gonna fight someone.No biggie.
Girl: oh right, do u have a cart of Juul pod I can hit I won't get caught.
Me: Yea we are in Old Bridge High school, why not!
The Queen of England dusty pussy
The Queen of England has a "old english hot pocket"