April 5

National not doing a homework day

For students april 5 will be probably your best day in april

April 5

The day where the baddest biatches are born on aka isabel

Omg did you hear?!”
“hear what?”
“THAT THE BADDEST BIATCH IS BORN ON APRIL 5th!!”

i have 10 fingers and 5 of them are for you

To give a handjob/fist you.

My girlfriend said "I have 10 fingers and 5 of them are for you."

5×30,5 minutes a day workout

Usually Is defined as the workout that makes weak men into big,juicy,musclish men.
Made of 5 sets of "who's your Daddy",5 sets of "Yes king",5 sets of "Diddy crunches"(all composed of 30 reps).
For best results it's Better to put "Ela Vila Mortal" as workout Song on loop.

Eno rebmun Aggin:Bro you don't look Natural what Is your secret?
Owt rebmun Aggin:Oh,I do 5×30,5 minutes a day workout

The 5-4

To aggressively high five ones forehead.

Jeremy gave Franky the 5-4. Franky now stutters

Taking 5

When a group of teenagers plan to "kidnap" a boyband. Its based on the movie Taking 5 where two teenagers are crazy over a boyband and kidnap them. (Daniella Monet is in this movie) Usually the kidnapping that is planned is a fake plan.

"Hey we should pull a taking 5! after the One Dirction Concert"
"Yea! Lets do it! And lets watch the movie before too!"

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5 buck cucks

The most attractive kids in the world, they fuck many kids moms,and always full send to the max, and are always ferda

You 5 buck cucks are gonna pay for ducking my mom