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When a gay gentlemen goes to the bar or club looking to tie down some dick for the night
(at the bar)
Ron: Where did Drake go?
Nathan: He's Hitching Post with that officer or there
A slang for a mordbid and oboxious Dungeons & Dragons monster. It exists in gutters, sewers and otherwise polluted areas, adventures braving these areas will often face an enraged kristoffer post byriel. Kristoffer post byriels are armed with ferocious remarks and conversation starters used decades ago. This may be a cruel weapon but Kristoffer post byriels true strenght lies in it's ability to annoy it's prey to the brink of suicide.
Surprisingly enough for their species, instead of mating with their kin they will often be found mating with local farm animals or domestic animals in general.
"Watch out for that byriel!"
"I think i saw a post in the stables yesterday"
"My lord that Kristoffer is gruesomely annoying!"
"A good sword or two will take care of that Kristoffer Post Byriel!"
its called a slowmode you canned fucking food, god
Caou: oh, there's a post frequency cooldown
November 2017 marks the inception of America’s post-pivot strategy.
Trump's-post-pivot-strategy
“post-nut transcendence” is “the euphoric higher state of being an individual gains after orgasming”, or “busting a nut”
Nutted so hard I experienced post nut transcendence!
A feeling of great optimism that comes directly after a important meeting that often never eventuates into anything truely worthwhile.
Guy: Did you see Melissa this morning? She wouldn't shutup about that new project she's working on.
Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.
When a person on Facebook steals a pic/caption from another web-site, then re-post it on there page, multiple times per day, from different pages.
An attempt for attention that only annoys.
I was looking on my FB home page, but it was so clogged up from a "slam post" that I logged out in disgust, post after post of stupid quips and pics, that have no meaning to anyone but those that post it, thinking it's relevant, but its NOT !